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Fred Leffard

Monday, September 5th, 2011

Teach The Children Well

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

There are weird things in this world and there a really, truly, amazingly, fucking weird things in this world.

This is the latter.

20 years ago, someone decided that it’d be a good idea to have Napalm Death on a children’s television show. Lee Dorian appears to be high, and not even the Brits understand that one accent where they pronounce “th” as “f” (“It’s def me’al.” I think that was The Hard Corps who came like 2 – 3 years after this). I’d also like to point out two things about the band.

  1. Everyone at or around the age of 40 in any band in England was in Napalm Death at some point.  To an extent, they’re like London, only you’ve actually heard of Napalm Death.  Please note that this is the version that contained Lee Dorian (now in Candlemass) and Bill Steer (Carcass).
  2. Not a single person who is currently in Napalm Death  was in Napalm Death when this video was shot.  Napalm Death is not a band, it is an idea…of death by napalm, or something.