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I’m not even a little Japanese. But I find myself full of racial indignation from this.
Seriously.
SERIOUSLY?
Shared because misery loves company.
Henry Rollins said, “I like the government, they protect me from the free market.” Sadly, nothing can protect us from people going to see Michael Bay movies. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon pulled in 398 million dollars worldwide over the (in America long) weekend. Which is bad. Michael Bay has proven that he doesn’t care about plot, acting, story, narrative arcs or pretty much anything besides ass shots and explosions.
With those two pictures you’ve now seen every movie that Michael Bay is capable of making.
But he will make more. Despite being universally reviled, Transformers 3 managed to rake in almost half a billion dollars this weekend. There will be a fourth movie and it will be terrible.
I think Judgement Day DID happen on May 21st and we’re in the “Hell on Earth” portion of the post judgement.
I once pointed out how these were the same song to a buddy of mine and he hated me for weeks. “Hated” may be a strong word, but he was not pleased.
I lied. That totally sucks.
The Mrs would like very much to have a small RV/conversion van for road trips. Such a conveyance would allow us to take all of our crap, plus all three dogs in relative comfort. Something that our current fake SUV does not allow (oh, we can take all of our crap, or we can take our dogs, but we can’t take the two).
There’s something appealing about this idea…especially if the van in question has six wheels, an all over Star Wars mural a kitchen and a water bed. Awwww yeah, bow down to the Battle Star van, y’all… (you do NOT want to miss pictures of the interior)
“I have too many Black friends”?
Well, here’s how you remedy that situation, the Kwanzaa Cake by Sandra Lee. I know what you’re thinking, “George, it’s way too early form Kwanzaa,” or maybe, “George, Kwanzaa was months ago!” Given that the traditional Kwanzaa Cake was – as far as I can find by looking through the murky historical records - created by a, probably drunk, blonde, Caucasian female in the early 2000s, I think you’re safe to serve it any time!
Between the offending your friends and serving them food which is actually poisonous to humans, you’ll be Blackless in no time! It’s like the Lisa Lampanelli of recipes.
Below the jump more classic Aunt Sandy goodness. Yes, I’ve posted it before, and yes I’ll post it again…