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Russel Flair from Eric Stewart on Vimeo.

Just for this review, which is 70 minutes long and 10 minutes in is already the best thing on the internet that doesn’t involve boobies.

Today is the last day of Chanukkah.  I couldn’t find a heavy metal version of the Dreidel Song, so you’ll just have to accept this.  Not at all holiday themed, but possibly the single greatest song ever recorded by a Haitian and a Welshman.

I was listening to The Jason Ellis Show (which, frankly, has become the only thing worth listening to on Satellite Radio) the other day and Rob Dyrdek was on.  It appears that Dyrdek is trying to put together a new skateboarding league for street skaters called, uh, the Street League.  Here’s all you need to know.

1. Invite only and you need a signature shoe to even qualify.
2. First place pays out six figures.
3. Last place gets five grand
4. Dyrdek owns your ass.

It’s that last bit that piqued my interest.  One of the rules of the Street League is that it’s exclusive.  If you skate the SL you can’t skate the X-Games or Dew Tour.  I thought “wow, that’s pretty jacked up,” but apparently it was the skaters’ idea.  Nobody likes the X-Games and this was as good an excuse as any to screw them.  So, assuming that Dyrdek gets this off the ground what you’ll see at the X-Games is Chaz Ortiz and Nyjah Houston as the marquee names in street skating.

What does this have to do with BMX?  Well, a couple of things to remember. 1. When it started the X-Games was a 10 day, 40+ hour television extravaganza.  It’s, really, a shadow of its former self and the Dew Tour is barely better.  Remember the Gravity Games were a solid month of prime, major network sports coverage, but this year the Dew Tour was mostly relegated to super late night on USA coverage.  Which is to say, the networks’ dedication to the events is, at best, waning. Secondly, remember how their used to be downhill BMX in the X-Games, then Travis Pastrana wanted to go rallying and, boom, substitution?  Also remember how vert was dropped from the X-Games until Shaun White said superpark was dumb?  See how Danny Way was able to get an entire new event created based on his own fever dream? BMX in the X-Games is, more than most other sports it seems, subject to the whims of non-BMX atheletes.

So, what happens if all of the big names in skateboarding take their balls and go home?  Well, it’s possible that the X/Dew people will attempt to play the role of kingmakers and push the next generation (see: Sheckler, Ryan/Ortiz, Chaz/Houston, Nyjah) but they put so much press into being “the superbowl of action sports” that that’s unlikely.  They could try to push some other sport, but what other sport has that kind of penetration?  To put it another way (and rip off Chris Rock) if Ryan Sheckler woke up with Jamie Bestwick money he’d slit his own throat and jump out a window.

Yeah, you’ll never get the part of your life devoted to “double pits to chesty” back, but Sheckler probably bought a new Mercedes with the money he made off this web vid.

If I were a betting man (and I’m not, because I’m lousy at it) I’d say that the X/Dew people will do the most logical thing and step up the skateboarding purses…by cutting other crap.  I mean, Dyrdek’s got a lot of money, but he can’t outspend The Great Satan Comcast.  That being said, Disney and NBC/Universal aren’t trying to throw good money after bad.  X-Games have already killed dirt and they tried to kill vert once.  I’m pretty sure that the street luge guys thought they were safe when the sky surfers got the axe.  I’m not saying that’s what’s going to happen, or that BMX will be the first thing to get stuff cut, just that that seems to be the most logical way this thing’ll play out.

Of course, it won’t because I think it will.  Still, it might be time for Mirra to get to work on the Park League.

I can’t imagine the sheer amount of time dude put in.

MIT has debuted a hybrid bike.  Me, I’m waiting for a WinMo compatible version.

Gizmodo has a list up of the most popular photography hacks of 2009.  Most of them are from LifeHacker, so if you follow that site you’ve pretty much seen all of them, if you haven’t, you still may have seen a lot of them.  It’s a good list for people out there with a camera, check it out here.

Happy Chanukah to all my Jewish friends out there.

I’m re-posting this video from TCU because it features a Nourie Handstand.  No video can be bad with a Nourie Handstand in it.

Eastern La Revolution France Tour Video from Eastern Bikes on Vimeo.

The other night Steve Vai’s “Where teh Wild Things Are” was on Palladia and The Mrs. commented on how impressed she was by some two handed tapping thing he was doing.  I asked her if she’d ever heard of Stanley Jordan and she had not.  This injustice could not stand. Dig the high top fade and shoulder pads.