It’s day two of me reading Twilight fan fiction cum erotic romance best seller, 50 Shades of Grey. It is clear to me now that I hate myself. It’s the only reason I can explain doing this. Oh and a friend of mine asked me to and since she’s going through a rough patch and my pain appears to make her laugh I’m toughing it out. Because I’m a fragging mensch, I am.
I’ve read chapters four and five without putting a gun to my head. Ready. Set. Go!