50 Shades a Dey Part 2: The Asshole Convention

It’s day two of me reading Twilight fan fiction cum erotic romance best seller, 50 Shades of Grey.  It is clear to me now that I hate myself.  It’s the only reason I can explain doing this.  Oh and a friend of mine asked me to and since she’s going through a rough patch and my pain appears to make her laugh I’m toughing it out.  Because I’m a fragging mensch, I am.

I’ve read chapters four and five without putting a gun to my head.  Ready. Set. Go!

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